Last friday night i believe i made an ass of myself in Mc Donalds. I was incredibly drunk and lining up with my half sober friend ( i drank her last 3 drinks which sent me over).

Well first i was talking really loudly about inappropriate things and offended the fat man in front of us...im pretty sure i called him fat too. Then i was laughing my ass off and swung around and my handbag went flying...of course this makes me laugh louder and my friend tries to defend my actions by saying that i meant to do it...im not sure how this makes things better.

So in my intoxicated state i figure i can just hide behind my hair, so i just pull my hair across like curtains and shake with laughter. While all this is happening my mother is watching from the car and decides to come in and tell me quite loudly that im drunk and to get in the car. This offends me because the few people in there that didn't know i was plastered now know.

Anyway I stumble out to the car and re-assure my mother that i am not drunk but just slighty tipsy (which is what drunk people say). We get home, I get myself a glass of water, dribble it all down myself then pass out on my bed still in jeans and jacket...and shoes.

Just thought I'd share my story...